Sunday, March 1, 2009

What's Your Idea of Hell?

Everybody's had the discussion "What happens when you die?" Although I'm pretty sure everybody can agree on an idea of Heaven, what about Hell? I'd submit that some facet of Hell has to include you sitting alone on stage in front of a darkened auditorium. On the wall behind you is a movie screen -- maybe even an IMAX. In front of you sits every single person you ever knew during your life. You wonder what's going on. All you hear is the crackle of candy wrappers opening and the crunch of fresh popcorn. Then, when you least expect it, the movie begins. Its title?

Everything You did while Alone During Your Entire Life

Be good, boys and girls. Hell is a terrible, terrible place.

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